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* Pathetic "FML" facebook statuses. "I dropped my sandwich, FML"
* Real-world "modified" cars
* Screaming children in shopping centres, dentist waiting rooms etc
* Non-funny middle names on FB accounts
* Bad drivers (probably my number 1 pet hate)
* Putting An Uppercase Letter In Every Word
* "Abbreviations" which are as long as the original word, e.g. "lyke" This does seem to be on the decrease since the demise of Bebo...
* Bus drivers who pull out and THEN look. Really? Save the effort of having to jam the brakes on every time by looking first
* The person at work who keeps leaving me messages about the "breaks" not working or the "breaks" need servicing or the "break" pads need replacing. Brakes.
* Colts Getting S0 f***ing anGRY at everythnig (usually american football/car/food/PSN related) to the piont he cant spell!!!"!!!!!!aaahhhh!!!!!!!
* Threads that grow so fast your comment becomes obsolete by the time you've pressed "reply"
* Emile Heskey

* And, deserving a seperate-from-the-rest-bullet-point: the lack of musical talent in the UK top 40

you?

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Skuh

FB updates to kids that are too young to read it. I wuv my wickle one year old jonny i would die for you baby.

People who get lend and borrow mixed up. It is not "Can I lend a tenner/pencil" etc

FB in general, it serves a purpose but it drives me nuts, its a piece of shit.

Bad drivers in general of course but my real hate is middle/outside lane hoggers. The rule is this. You drive in the first available lane on the left, and the outside lane is not the fast lane.

Tomatoes.

Children

People who talk over you after you have listened to them. Extend the same courtesy to me or get gtfo.

Big brother/celebrity shit/talent shows, all that kind of crap

Emile Heskey

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Jomick

- Every driver on the Island. Especially old Asian women. The WORST possible driver in the world.

- Anything that gets played on Z100 and the like. No artists nowadays make songs with meaning (of the ones on radio). Everyone I listen to started between 1996 and 2008 (Hollywood Undead)

- Parents who can't make their kids stop screaming or throwing tantrums.

- Kids who always scream or throw tantrums

- White kids who are, in the words of my uncle, white by chance and not by choice.

- People who can't hold a conversation. "Hi. Nmu. Oh cool." End of conversation.

- Almost all rap music.

- Most people in my school. Hell, most people in general.

- People who think always cursing is cool.

- People who ignore you.

- Anyone who has more than 5 pairs of shoes, and always talks about them. I have High Top Coverse for when I wear pants, and Low Top Vans for when I wear shorts. All I need.

- People who need to have everything be about them.

- Most fruits. Cauliflower and brussels sprouts.


Basically, I hate pretty much everything.

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OzballO

California.

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Skuh

lol

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Fr0stByte

- X Factor
- Old People who find it a necessity to strip naked in gym locker rooms
- People who play minecraft...really?....get back to the present
- Muggers
- Bus Drivers
- Bad Barbers (if you wont do it properly dont do it at all)
- Threads dedicated to ranting

EDIT: - Captcha

Skuh

Addition 1

The BBC showing Prime Ministers Questions on 3 different channels at the same time. Glad I pay a licence fee.

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OzballO

The 1960's

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Clock

excessively negative people

abc

* standing at bus stops in winter. makes me mental
* not having any outside things to do on a nice day
* BC2 pilots who take off then immediately fly backwards, crash upside down and explode literally before you can say the word "crash"

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Fr0stByte

Exams in the summer, looking out of the window makes you want to DIE

oneinchwunda

inb4 obligatory umad post

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Obligatory umad post.

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Skuh

this and....
Excessively positive people.

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Fr0stByte

Folk with no sense of urgency...

pantstofry

FB related:
* Couples that make mushy stupid statuses about each other every 5 minutes like anyone gives a shit

* People who make a status about something that happened the previous night and tag everyone who was involved... if they were there, do they need to read about it? the top comments are always "lol" or "omg so fun"

* A trip to the ice cream store for the average high school girl = 126 new photos

* Stupidass quotes on photo album titles that make no sense

In general:
* People who shout when talking to their friend either 5 feet away or on the phone

* People who decide to stop in the middle of a confined space (hallway) to have a chat when 90890890243279 people are trying to get through that hallway

* Fucking duckface photos

* Girls in 50,000 luxury cars holding their phone up in the air while driving to get better service.

* People who endanger just about everyone around them by stopping in the middle of an intersection to yell a few words at some driver.

* Huge chrome rims

* Fart cans

* Kids that floor shitty cars to look cool

* 16 year olds driving a car worth $20,000+ (unless they bought it themselves, which is highly unlikely)

* People who smoke

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Jomick

- People with gauges. IT looks hideous.

- Optomists

- People who sag their pants

- ppl who tlk lik dis

- 0R tHiiiSsz

- 8 year olds that scream into their mics in CoD. Which they shouldn't be playing. What the hell happened to games like Mario, Sonic and Pokemon?

- My landlord.

- People who have more than 600 friends on Facebook. You do NOT know every single person. I know people who have 1600-2100 friends. I myself only have about 265.


Or even Starbucks. One album will have like 600 photos from like 4 different visits.

Especially when those people are fat (not trying to be mean but that's always what happens) and you need to become almost flat to get through.

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Drivers who have no grip on using dipped headlights

Clock

In my 20 years of living in MI, I've yet to see that happen.

Or does that only happen on MSU campus?

Fandom Ruck

Humanity.

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These. In particular albums titled "what happens in Kent stays in Kent..." NO! You can not substitute "Vegas" for any random place just because you've had a night out there but don't live there.

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Jomick

What if you DO live there?

And I never do that, my albums are things like "Summer '10" and "Jenny's Sweet 16". I never add captions either, let alone ones of quotes.

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-People who have Facebook and bitch about it constantly

-P.C. elitists.

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Cloud

This! dear god this!, not just on facebook though, think I can remember some people doing it here before and me calling them on it(like oh I left my tv on upstairs and now I got to go turn it off FML)

Lmfao at your inclusion of heskey

People complaining about camping in cod as if it's a real problem rather than focusing on actual problems with the game.

Sectarianism

ppl who talk lk dis nd use wrd/letters lk z instd ov said

Sectarianism

American football fans who know nothing about soccer telling ME( pretty much a life long fan) what happens in the sport through their stupid biased veil.

Sectarianism

Hard lads/Basically people who go looking for fighting

About 90% of celebrities

Gossip magazines

The word gossip

Anyone who has ever used the words "this is so in this season"

Feminists

Glee

X Factor/Britain';s got talent

Sectarianism

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Chicago. I didn't even realize you lived in MI, do you live near East Lansing? guess that's a better PM question but...

yeah that's Chicago driving. I've seen it here though, although there aren't many busy intersections on campus.

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