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Old 01-13-2010, 06:37 AM   #26 (permalink)
 
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Or he could just be abidding by the rules?

Seriously have fun but don't, and no-one has so far, over-do it on the inuendos..
Fair enough, no worries. I didn't mean to be a buzzkill. I just thought those sexual ones listed above were a bit much. My apologies guys, didn't mean to offend anyone!

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Old 10-11-2010, 11:41 PM   #28 (permalink)
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WARNING: Sorry if it insults anyone. This is purely a Joke comment. This joke is not intended to offend.

I know I'm good at MW2 because I call more care packages then Haiti received during the earthquake.
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You know you got thrown in the Highlander movie when you fire a stinger missile at a Harrier, and it turns around and kills you. When you watch the killcam, there's a dude fistpalming the stinger missle..
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He didn't, he got halfway through, and kept running in pla- *Server Connection Timed out*
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What does MW2 and the Chile miners have in common? They all spawn/camped in the same spot and a helicopter hovers and takes all of them out.
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What does MW2 and the Chile miners have in common? They all spawn/camped in the same spot and a helicopter hovers and takes all of them out.
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MW2 is the best game created by mankind.
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The American men who killed an innocent person taken in by the Taliban have been given warnings.

Footage shows it glitched through a wall.
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SIGNS YOU PLAY TOO MUCH MW2

You grab your boss’s briefcase, open it for five seconds, throw it out the window and say "bomb defused."

-Your dog jumps on you and you instinctively snap its neck

-You jump off of a 10 story building because you have commando pro

-You duct tape a GPS device to the side of your paintball gun and start looking for enemies

-You hear a siren and yell "TACTICAL NUKE!!? IT’S ALL OVER"

You yell "WE'VE BEEN EMP-ED! ELECTRONICS ARE OFFLINE" whenever the power goes out

This Gave me jokes XD
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Old 11-08-2010, 04:18 PM   #36 (permalink)
 
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Why the fuck does this thread even exist?
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It's in AWOL. Most things are allowed to exist in there.
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It's in AWOL. Most things are allowed to exist in there.
Like Colts for example.
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SIGNS YOU PLAY TOO MUCH MW2

You grab your boss’s briefcase, open it for five seconds, throw it out the window and say "bomb defused."

-Your dog jumps on you and you instinctively snap its neck

-You jump off of a 10 story building because you have commando pro

-You duct tape a GPS device to the side of your paintball gun and start looking for enemies

-You hear a siren and yell "TACTICAL NUKE!!? IT’S ALL OVER"

You yell "WE'VE BEEN EMP-ED! ELECTRONICS ARE OFFLINE" whenever the power goes out

This Gave me jokes XD
lol'd hard on the EMP joke.
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Why everyone make fun of me?
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Why everyone make fun of me?
We all had bad self-esteem in school.
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Ok so there are these two semtex grenades lying on the ground. One of the grenades is like "wow I'm hot" and then the other says "WOAH A TALKING SEMTEX!!!!"
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