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Old 01-10-2010, 09:59 PM   #1 (permalink)
 
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Mad about a bad aspect of the game? Joke it out. Make these jokes (good or cheesy) out of MW2 and see what feedback you get.

What do you get when I and the FAL are added together?

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***Please note that this may not be funny as it is a rip-off of another joke.

What’s the difference between a modern warfare 2 lobby and a porcupine?

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A porcupine has pricks on the outside.
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That literally made me 'lol', Ghost... thank you.

As for the topic, I am devoid of comedic prowess.
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Check this video
Pretty Funny :L

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I laugh when retards/idiots call this game Camp of Camp 2: Camping Warfare
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ive got one u ready....

What do u call a deer with no eyes?
a no eye modern warfare 2 dear

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Knock knock!

Who's there?

IWnet

Iwne.. *migrating host please wait 5... 4... 3.. 2.. 1..*

Unable to migrate host return to knock knock.
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knock knock!

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Iwnet

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unable to migrate host return to knock knock.
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What’s the difference between a modern warfare 2 lobby and a porcupine?

Spoiler:
A porcupine has pricks on the outside.
lololoolololololol btw great movie!

2 pros are walking down the streets of Invasion
1 pro says to the other "where are these noobs?"
2 pro *silent*
1 pro *looks to the dead pro next to him* " mother f...."
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Pick-Up Lines (All made up):
I wanna take you home and give you headshots all night.
Baby, you're hotter then Afghan on a sunny day.
Wanna play hardcore capture MY flag?
My dick is like the game winning kill.. without the slow motion.
I want to set up my sentry gun inside you.
Girl, you make my UAV go airborne.

Not recommended to use any of these, actually.
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yeah.. I don't think we will :P

I hear they're going to patch MW2 to a national reserve so you can't camp.
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Pick-Up Lines (All made up):
I wanna take you home and give you headshots all night.
Baby, you're hotter then Afghan on a sunny day.
Wanna play hardcore capture MY flag?
My dick is like the game winning kill.. without the slow motion.
I want to set up my sentry gun inside you.
Girl, you make my UAV go airborne.

Not recommended to use any of these, actually.
I'm like a clutch, I get a whole bunch screaming when get it.
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Or, if you manage to actually get some, right before you stick it in yell "FRIENDLY PAVELOW INBOOOUUUUNNNDD!!"
And of course "FRIENDLY PREDATOR MISSLE INCUMMING!" when your about to give up the goods for InfinityWard.
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You want to hear a joke? Getting 100% on MW2!
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How do you stop a drug addict from breaking in and robbing your house?
Hold an Intervention.
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I think we could do without the very explicit sexual ones, especially with the language.

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Oh Ninja, have some fun.
He's trying to be a moderator Lol...
No Offense btw Ninja.
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Or he could just be abidding by the rules?

Seriously have fun but don't, and no-one has so far, over-do it on the inuendos..
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Or he could just be abidding by the rules?

Seriously have fun but don't, and no-one has so far, over-do it on the inuendos..
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Thanks for the rules input, all of you, but let's get to the jokes again.
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100% Trophies on MW@? I got them, i'll help you on the Special Ops Veteran if you need. Campaign after playing W@W Veteran, a lot easier
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