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You have a girlfriend who you believe loves you to death.

She dumps you without warning over Facebook by only changing her relationship status.

She then wants to get back together with you.

You see her with another guy.

True story, just happened today.

FML? [no]

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OzballO

Sorry Bud That really sucks..

I had something similar but mine wasn't that bad..

Break up via text message and tells her friend why. Friend doesn't tell me why only that it wasn't because of me. Then I find out she's now a carpet muncher (lesbian). I felt like wow I suck at life..

Dante

Wow, that sucks bro.

But look for the silver lining: You can put this on FML and become famous.

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Flyt

Dude, that sucks and hurts. The bright side is that you know now and not two years from now after having been played like a chump.... like friend I know.

Take the high road and turn your back on it without getting ugly. I live by the cliché; fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, shame on me. She did you wrong, dont let her do it again.

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Flyt

Ouch, same thing happened to my brother (who is also my best friend). The girl was really cool, she just decided she was living a lie.

It was a huge hit to his ego....until he met the woman he married, its been over ten years now. She's smokin hot, great personality, and worships the ground he walks on. He always been lucky like that. He's the kinda guy that I swear if he feel down the hole in an outhouse, he'd find a bag full of cash down there.

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HBK

Sorry to hear it bro.

I've been dumped by e-mail before cause she didn't have the guts to tell me face to face that she cheated on me >_>

It happens to all of us but life goes on, just forget her and chin up, you're still young and there's plenty of fish in the sea.

P.S. ONE NIGHT STANDS! BRING IT!!1!one!!!!1

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abc

Ever heard of the phrase "FB raped aha! xx"

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This is getting repetitive.

blub212212

hah FML is fail now

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Voodoo

I always enjoyed MLIA more tbh.

I have also been given the boot via text. The next time I saw her I made her say it to my face, no I'm not vindictive...

oh and being dumped for another woman, shoulda tried and get in on some three way action, I say this in jest and hope you're not still sore about this in which case I apologise.

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OzballO

Haha no actually ur good, I had a good laugh of it after I got over the WTF?!? The other chick though, big dike.

Voodoo

unfortunate dealbreaker, if only real life lesbians were like porn lesbians.

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OzballO

yar...

Olaf Vikingsson

Get over it or an hero. She sounds like an insecure bitch anyway.

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OzballO

lol... blunt ftw

Alphabuster187

I don't trust women for a monogamous relationship now a days...

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Olaf Vikingsson

That's because YOU are insecure.

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WeAre138

If she pulled that shit, her breaking up with you is a blessing in disguise. I realize it sucks, I sympathize, but it'll work out in the long run for you.

I haven't been in a relationship for almost a year.

Clock

I find being single to be more enjoyable than in a relationship, especially considering her naggy, self-centered attitude and intolerance for my busy schedule and... past.

So really, considering this as well, good fuckin' riddance to her.

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HBK

Being single free FTW. One night stands is where the shit is at.

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OzballO

ftw!