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Old 07-16-2010, 07:01 AM   #151 (permalink)
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Do large spiders freaks you out ?

I'm arachnophobic, can't stay too close to big spiders or I freak out -_-;
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Old 07-16-2010, 08:51 AM   #152 (permalink)
 
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LOL you obviously don't know me but yes. (possibly the exception the proves the rule) At least the incredibly cool ones like me watch porn, especially while talking to all her mates in Vent. I'm still waiting for porn watching abilities on my phone though. Joo knows I'm mad jealous of his mobile porn viewing abilities.
Pretty much this... and I am pretty sure either the iphone or the droid has apps you can get to watch your pron via your phone...

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Do large spiders freaks you out ?

I'm arachnophobic, can't stay too close to big spiders or I freak out -_-;
Nah, most things don't freak me out like that....unless I am in their domain or it was like the one from LOTR...then I might be a bit afeared.

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Old 07-16-2010, 09:09 AM   #153 (permalink)
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LOL a good range, for cock size?? Um wow, how to answer?
You must be this big to ride. Can only imagine how many of you are measuring right now and comparing to this.
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So basically if you have an iPhone you don't need a big one where-as if you have an external +20" monitor you need to have a bigger one.
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What is a fool proof (birthday, anniversary, graduation, promotion) gift for a woman?
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Old 07-16-2010, 11:22 AM   #155 (permalink)
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What is a fool proof (birthday, anniversary, graduation, promotion) gift for a woman?
Obviously not answering for the chicks, I would like to hear their answer too.
A fool proof present for anybody - common sense + small and heavy
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Old 07-16-2010, 11:28 AM   #156 (permalink)
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A dick in a box, can't go wrong with that, it'll melt her heart. That was naughty, I'm feeling touchy feely right now.

What your opinion on Love hurts ?


EDIT: <3 Chris, my box not big enough for even one single pube of yours.
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Old 07-16-2010, 11:46 AM   #157 (permalink)
 
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HBK.. we all know there's no box big enough for you...

I has question

How do I shot web?
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What is a fool proof (birthday, anniversary, graduation, promotion) gift for a woman?
Although I cannot answer from a womans perspective, I would recommend a small edible critter (such as GHs suggestion - see below). Don't forget to put airholes in it before placing it inside the box so it can breathe.
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I would go with a barn swallow. They are rather difficult to capture as they are usually flitting around at high speeds and rarely land on the ground. Though small, they are fragile and have very beautiful feathers. Your girl will likely take these things into consideration and find it to be a very thoughtful gift. And you are teh sexy.
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Do large spiders freaks you out ?

I'm arachnophobic, can't stay too close to big spiders or I freak out -_-;
I am afraid of spiders, even those little teeny tiny jumping spiders make my skin crawl.

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So basically if you have an iPhone you don't need a big one where-as if you have an external +20" monitor you need to have a bigger one.
Exactly.

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What is a fool proof (birthday, anniversary, graduation, promotion) gift for a woman?
It totally depends on what type of relationship you have with that particular woman. You wouldn't buy a co-worker a vibrator as gift for promotion, nor would you buy your wife a journal and nice writing pen for your anniversary.
Plus you have to take into consideration what type of woman she is; feminine, tomboy, whore and so on. Here are some generic yet great gifts to give women and these are things I've received and thought of them to be very excellent gifts.

Gourmet Chocolates (do not just get a Hershey bar or you are an asshole) from a Chocolatier

Orchid plant

A great bottle of wine (white wine for friend/co-worker red wine for a more special gal)

Bath & Body Works gift card (don't buy anything, buy the gift card or you will fuck it up, you men have different ideas of "smells good".

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HBK.. we all know there's no box big enough for you...

I has question

How do I shot web?
It shot out of spinnerets. But you don't have any so you can't shot web.
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Haaaa I can view porn on my phone! And my iPod. Lol I'm like the porn master
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Why have porn on your ipod/iphone you gonna have a wank in the bog in a store or at work/school? pretty pointless like
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I dunno, just to say it's there I guess.
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Haaaa I can view porn on my phone! And my iPod. Lol I'm like the porn master
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Old 07-16-2010, 01:15 PM   #165 (permalink)
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You're doing it wrong....

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wrong thread Brah...
Fixed.
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Why have porn on your ipod/iphone you gonna have a wank in the bog in a store or at work/school? pretty pointless like
I want porn on my phone so I can watch it in bed. Tired of fapping at my computer.

Okay we should steer away from phone/porn conversations because we will totally derail this thread all over again.
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Sometimes when you queef when your on your bad week do you get little blood bubbles popping out?
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Sometimes when you queef when your on your bad week do you get little blood bubbles popping out?
Best question yet! Sadly, the answer is no. It doesn't quite work that way. I can't explain because my phone is about die and I can't type that fast.
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which 3some scenario do you think most woman would go for:
2 men or another woman?
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Should I get banned?
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I wanna hear an answer to Voodoo's question before I follow up with another one of my own.

In the meanwhile, how come Azn guys never get the girl? Is it because of our stereotyped small dicks?
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What the hell is this thread? 0o
I'm gone for three weeks and find this on the top, what...the...fuck
Since this is a Q/A thread, who do i know that still plays mw2?
And would buying a 360 slim make me one of the kewl g33ks?
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What the hell is this thread? 0o
I'm gone for three weeks and find this on the top, what...the...fuck
Since this is a Q/A thread, who do i know that still plays mw2?
And would buying a 360 slim make me one of the kewl g33ks?
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