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**GhostHands** · 07-13-2010, 12:04 AM

So I imagine that some of you are too timid to talk to girls about odd or gross or weird stuff, or something that drives you crazy about your girlfriend or girls in general and you don't know why she does it. Or, you aren't timid at all and simply want to ask a question of me. Well, now is your chance! Jolo is also welcome to answer questions. (can you tell I am bored as hell?)

Voodoo, please proceed with whatever horrendous question you have.

beasTer · 07-13-2010, 12:21 AM

World peace... for or against it?

**GhostHands** · 07-13-2010, 12:22 AM

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World peace... for or against it?

Against because they don't make FPS about world peace.

Gia · 07-13-2010, 01:57 AM

Okay my gf just laughs when I ask this but why are women obsessed with buying toiletries ?, when im shopping im excited by the alcohol section , the snack section is titilating and the chocolate section is arousing, but my gf gets a huge grin on her face when we spot discounted toilet paper.

SgtJoo · 07-13-2010, 01:59 AM

Why do girls have cooties?

**Voodoo** · 07-13-2010, 02:01 AM

I was going to get my girlfriend a sex toy but I was unsure what to get. Should I get get her one that mirrors my own penis or one that is smaller or a larger one? Can you help with this connundrum.

**GhostHands** · 07-13-2010, 02:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Gia

Okay my gf just laughs when I ask this but why are women obsessed with buying toiletries ?, when im shopping im excited by the alcohol section , the snack section is titilating and the chocolate section is arousing, but my gf gets a huge grin on her face when we spot discounted toilet paper.

Sounds like your gal is rather thrifty which I admire, as I am also thrifty, however, I would never, ever buy discounted toilet paper. Hello, 1 ply? WTF, what girl wants 1 ply?

Colts23 · 07-13-2010, 02:02 AM

Can I have your magic?

**Voodoo** · 07-13-2010, 02:02 AM

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Can I have your magic?

No.

9INCHNAIL · 07-13-2010, 02:03 AM

Why does my girl find my ever increasing pot belly (beer belly) cute/sexy? But at the same time complain that i lay down drinking beer playing "stupid" games when i get home?

**GhostHands** · 07-13-2010, 02:03 AM

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Originally Posted by SgtJoo

Why do girls have cooties?

Yes, absolutely. This condition is extremely contagious. Fortunately, there are precautions that can be taken. A vaccination has been developed. It is called a cootie shot. They are available at playgrounds nationwide. The administrator of the shot must be under 12 years of age and hold a current circle circle dot dot certification card. Be sure to avoid any contact with girls until you have been vaccinated.

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I was going to get my girlfriend a sex toy but I was unsure what to get. Should I get get her one that mirrors my own penis or one that is smaller or a larger one? Can you help with this connundrum.

Get both, let her decide, and plus, if she is a randy naughty girl, you'll be able to use them both at the same time.

Colts23 · 07-13-2010, 02:04 AM

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No.

Damn you. Just damn you.

Gia · 07-13-2010, 02:05 AM

Do women 'love' salad inherently or do they 'love' it because its low calorie. Indeed if salad was the same calories as pizza would they ever eat it? .

**Voodoo** · 07-13-2010, 02:06 AM

How come I am always right?

**GhostHands** · 07-13-2010, 02:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Colts23

Can I have your magic?

NO.

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Originally Posted by 9INCHNAIL

Why does my girl find my ever increasing pot belly (beer belly) cute/sexy? But at the same time complain that i lay down drinking beer playing "stupid" games when i get home?

Girls say that only because they can't tell you to lose some fucking weight. My husband also has a cute/sexy beer belly, while it makes a comfy pillow, he could really stand to lose a few pounds. (read 50 pounds)
She calls the beer drinking games stupid because she thinks it's childish and she wants to change you into a MANLY MAN that doesn't leave her ass at home to go drinking with the boys.

SgtJoo · 07-13-2010, 02:07 AM

Why is Voodoo a flaming homosexual who detests that I pronounce the word Aussie in a queer way. Queer? U C WUT I DID THUR?

**GhostHands** · 07-13-2010, 02:09 AM

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Do women 'love' salad inherently or do they 'love' it because its low calorie. Indeed if salad was the same calories as pizza would they ever eat it? .

Women love salad because they think they are fat and if they eat a salad it will make them skinny. It doesn't much matter because they tend to put high fat ranch dressing on it and bacon bits and cheese which damn near equals a slice of pizza. I for one, will eat a salad, or a pizza, or both at the same time and not care one bit if it's low calorie or not.

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How come I am always right?

Because you can never be wrong.

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Why is Voodoo a flaming homosexual who detests that I pronounce the word Aussie in a queer way. Queer? U C WUT I DID THUR?

IDK, you are talking to him in Vent, ask him yourself I am not your fucking secretary.

SgtJoo · 07-13-2010, 02:09 AM

Why do koala bears turn me on?

**GhostHands** · 07-13-2010, 02:12 AM

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Why do koala bears turn me on?

Because the rapist cat just doesn't cut it any more.

**Voodoo** · 07-13-2010, 02:13 AM

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Because the rapist cat just doesn't cut it any more.

false.

It's the Koala pheromones, that's why tourists always want to see them. We natives however have developed an immunity to it over time.

**GhostHands** · 07-13-2010, 02:15 AM

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false.

It's the Koala pheromones, that's why tourists always want to see them. We natives however have developed an immunity to it over time.

I amend my previous statement and you are WRONG. It's the rapist cat. And your spelling is shit.

**Voodoo** · 07-13-2010, 02:16 AM

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I amend my previous statement and you are WRONG. It's the rapist cat. And your spelling is shit.

I think you'll find you are wrong and nothing you do can change that.

SgtJoo · 07-13-2010, 02:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Voodoo

I think you'll find you are wrong and nothing you do can change that.

**GhostHands** · 07-13-2010, 02:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Voodoo

I think you'll find you are wrong and nothing you do can change that.

After I toiled away at the comp for you, after a full 8 hour day of designing shit, and this is how you fucking repay me? I'm starting to think you no longer deserve the title of Coolest Mod Evar, because you amended my post in the name of self preservation. You sir, are a fag.

9INCHNAIL · 07-13-2010, 02:19 AM

I dont leave her at home+ go out with the boys!! i bring the lads round and send her out to the cinema/butchers/wash the car, jees im not that bad.

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