Warning: This thread is weird, and involves boners

[ThomasFoolery]

This may seem like a random question but I've been wondering about it for a while. Last year when I was a junior in high school, I went to my first dance "with" somebody. I've been to dances before of course, but it was either more of a group thing or I was just younger. Well, my date liked dancing. Usually I don't like the fast dances, I used to always prefer slow dances because it was easy to do.

Well, an odd thing happened and I wasn't quite sure about it. We started dancing sort of next to each other, but then she took my hands, maneuvered herself in front of me, and was sort of backing up to me. Well let's just say that there was a lot of movement and a fair amount of contact... enough to give any horny highschooler a boner. I kind of tried to keep my distance, because it could have gotten really awkward really fast.

But I've seen other people dancing like that, and I find it hard to believe that you could do that without getting hard. Do girls just not feel it or something? Or is that what they expect to happen and they just want to anyway?

By the way, I'm not even at a public school or anything, so I really don't think that she wanted to straight up f**K lol (not saying that all public schoolers are wh0res or anything, just that the girls at this school might be a little more reserved than some).

I figure this forum has enough weird stuff on it anyway, from pictures of boxxy topless to finger chunks... so idk but if its really that bad feel free to close.

[Olaf Vikingsson]

Originally Posted by ThomasFoolery

pictures of boxxy topless

Where?

lolwut...i've never had the boner issue when grinding was in process. Control yourself son! Lulz. (Although it may be what she was intending) So you go to a private school. lol @ private school girls being reserved. Ever heard of the stereotype Catholic School Girl? Many of these girls have been placed on crisis lockdown by daddy thus causing the rebelliousness.



As ViS said where are these pictures of boxxy topless?

[ThomasFoolery]

The lol pics thread, page 11. Not completely, as some "good boy" edited it with very tiny hearts. But it still gets the idea across, and its not a hard pic to find anyway.

Still an odd thing. But seriously it was like clothed bed wrestling. I kinda had to turn to the side...

and there was also this other girl a year or two ago that I'm actually good friends with (plus, being tall I saw her friends nipsauce at the lake) completely grinding another guy I know. I'm sure he doesn't have the self control that you do OzBall, so yeah I assume that there was something going on there. Thats kind of what made me wonder about this, since I know I'm not the only one that had that going on.

[Pyro]

Originally Posted by ViS

Where?

Seriously, where?

Ninja'd >:

I have never been to a school dance where the chicks weren't grinding all up on the guys. It happens everywhere so yeah get used to it. I'm sure it won't be hard to do.

[Colts23]

Like Ozball0 just said. Just get used to it. Maybe the girl like it if she dont..you're fuck...

Something like this? That's not you is it?

Spoiler:

[Colts23]

Lol. Did you type in google "boner while dancing" then went to image?..

[Voodoo]

Originally Posted by ViS

Where?

Originally Posted by OzballO

lolwut...i've never had the boner issue when grinding was in process. Control yourself son! Lulz. (Although it may be what she was intending) So you go to a private school. lol @ private school girls being reserved. Ever heard of the stereotype Catholic School Girl? Many of these girls have been placed on crisis lockdown by daddy thus causing the rebelliousness.

As ViS said where are these pictures of boxxy topless?

Originally Posted by Pyro

Seriously, where?

Ninja'd >:

lol pics
lol pics
^^^They Shoops^^^

at OP:

dude im going to homecoming and im deff grinding...its what you do...

if you do get a boner, calmly tell your partner: "It appears I have an Erection"
and she will curtsy and politely step aside until it goes limp again.

[NinJa]

Originally Posted by ThomasFoolery

This may seem like a random question but I've been wondering about it for a while. Last year when I was a junior in high school, I went to my first dance "with" somebody. I've been to dances before of course, but it was either more of a group thing or I was just younger. Well, my date liked dancing. Usually I don't like the fast dances, I used to always prefer slow dances because it was easy to do.

Well, an odd thing happened and I wasn't quite sure about it. We started dancing sort of next to each other, but then she took my hands, maneuvered herself in front of me, and was sort of backing up to me. Well let's just say that there was a lot of movement and a fair amount of contact... enough to give any horny highschooler a boner. I kind of tried to keep my distance, because it could have gotten really awkward really fast.

But I've seen other people dancing like that, and I find it hard to believe that you could do that without getting hard. Do girls just not feel it or something? Or is that what they expect to happen and they just want to anyway?

By the way, I'm not even at a public school or anything, so I really don't think that she wanted to straight up f**K lol (not saying that all public schoolers are wh0res or anything, just that the girls at this school might be a little more reserved than some).

I figure this forum has enough weird stuff on it anyway, from pictures of boxxy topless fapping to finger chunks... so idk but if its really that bad feel free to close.

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Anyway, it isn't really that hard because it's casual dancing. Yes, it's come to the point where "booty/dirty" dancing is pretty casual and it usually means nothing. However there will be times where you and the female will find flow and rhythm with each other, and share an amount of mutual intimacy. I remember at my senior prom I danced with a few girls that did that and I didn't think of it as nothing more than casual dancing.

However, there are some occasions where things will get heated and it's perfectly normal. And if a girl gets upset, just say: "Hey, you were the one basically putting your snatch on my shit, so what do you expect?". Don't worry too much about it. S'all good.

[Fandom Ruck]

Originally Posted by NinJa

Anyway, it isn't really that hard because it's casual dancing.

Ha.

[NinJa]

LOL. I was initially going to italicize that but it didn't seem fitting.

[HBK]

Dirty dirty NinJa. ↑

@ OP: Don't focus on your various bits rubbing against each other, don't focus on the after-party-fucking, and don't think of her as just an eminent source of pleasure, enjoy her company.

Listen to the music, focus on the beat and the movement, and let it all flow naturally, and leave the promiscuousness aside for this moment. Just enjoy the moment and she will too. (That's a fine way of assuring good nightly romance for other occasions to come.)

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Originally Posted by ThomasFoolery

I figure this forum has enough weird stuff on it anyway, from pictures of boxxy topless to finger chunks... so idk but if its really that bad feel free to close.

SUCCESS! Job well done guys, job well done.

On a side note: You probably missed my safe for work porn, the FUBAR thread dedicated to me. AND THE MOST EPIC THREAD OF THEM ALL. Pitty.

[oneinchwunda]

HBK SPEAKS THE TRUTH. i

[HBK]

Originally Posted by thomasfoolery

as some "good boy" edited it with very tiny hearts.

LOLSUP. i

[Voodoo]

IT'S ME, VOODOO
whenever I try to manaually put in colour tags they get broken because I spell colour the proper way and not some amerifaggot way.

[Buzz Killington]

I used to get boners all the time when I was a wee one. It goes away with age/experience. When its new and exciting, sure you'll pop wood. Id say just jam it into her back and see where it leads to....

Edit: My first comment in weeks has to do with boners....

[Voodoo]

Originally Posted by Buzz Killington

Id say just jam it into her back and see where it leads to....

[dhoop17]

If she says anything, just reply, "how are we supposed to have sex if I don't have a stiffy?" Yeah, see how that goes.

[GhostHands]

This thread is cute.

Originally Posted by GhostHands

This thread is cute.

You should have seen the one on C4C.

[Imunality]

There's always more girls. You'll be fine! and indeed, this forum is wierd..

[GhostHands]

Originally Posted by OzballO

You should have seen the one on C4C.

BONERS.

/wrists