GhostHands

So today I found out that a customer of ours called in to report that our driver was seen picking up a prostitute while on the clock. Our delivery cars are wrapped in graphics and are numbered as well. They said they saw our car pick up a hooker, drive around then drop the hooker off at the airport. To top it off, the customer video taped it! Now, if you are like me, you wondered why would a customer go to such great lengths? I never learned that, but I did learn that it wasn't a delivery driver; it was our IT Director! He sucks at his job!

Hilarity will surely ensue!

Got any work LOL's to share?

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Colts23

LOL..wow.

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"You told me yes / You held me high
And I believed when you told that lie
I played that soldier / You played king
And struck me down when I kissed that ring
You lost that right / to hold that crown
I built you up but you let me down
so when you fall / I'll take my turn
and fan the flames as your blazes burn"
- Linkin Park "Burn It Down" (Mike Rap Part)

pantstofry

A guy started going quiet at work, kinda stopped saying much to people over the course of a few weeks... so the our manager called home once and his wife said all was fine, that he liked his job. the next day the guy didn't show up for work, and so the boss called and the wife said he was sick. The next day our garage/dock door had the word "FUCKERS" spraypainted on it and the guy never showed back up.

i lul'd

Zoar

Isn't that sexual harassment when you sleep with workers under you, Ghostie?
By the way, how was he in bed?

winx winx

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Voodoo

^ beat me to it.

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Zoar

The boss beat me to it.

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GhostHands

You guys are fags. Your sandwich privileges have been revoked.

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Zoar

And consequently your ticket to Pleasure Town has been shredded.

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Fandom Ruck

You beat yourselves to it.

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Zoar

Fixed.

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dhoop17

I had this lady come into my store with a little turtle. She went on to tell me how its her favorite pet and takes it everywhere. How it crawls around the floor at her home and how its better than cats or dogs.

I asked her if it was potty trained.

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Voodoo

pffffft we both know that won't last long. making sammies is a compulsion for woman like cleaning and nagging.
i'm sorry I didn't really mean that..

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pantstofry

so much for work lolz huh guise...?

GhostHands

Ya, work LOL has turned into "belittle ghost LOL".

/hate this place

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Colts23

See, what you guys did! You made Ghost hate this place now.

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"You told me yes / You held me high
And I believed when you told that lie
I played that soldier / You played king
And struck me down when I kissed that ring
You lost that right / to hold that crown
I built you up but you let me down
so when you fall / I'll take my turn
and fan the flames as your blazes burn"
- Linkin Park "Burn It Down" (Mike Rap Part)

Fandom Ruck

Don't worry. Women like being treated bad.

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SgtJoo

Oh shit, there's two Australians now?

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Cloud

I've said this all along =P

Except for Snufflez <3

=P

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GhostHands

I know, what are we gonna do?

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I-the-gamer

What did you expect? Nobody here actually works.

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OzCueball

first of all, thats too funny and he should have known better. The first rule of buisness is you don't pick up as hooker in a company car.

Now for work lols:

@Construction Site:

-Cought myself on fire (already shared this one)
-Fell into a trench
-Hit myself in the foot with a pick ax. Steel toes for the win!
-Blew out two pairs of jeans from tripping

@Game Store:

-A regular customer broke glass shelf in glass counter cause he was dry humping the counter
-Had little girl piss herself infront of the Wii display. See the irony there?
-Had a customer steal a $50 item. So i and the owner tracked him down in the Walmart in our shopping center. We got it back.
-Had people wrestle in the store, make out in the store, dance, fall asleep, shit their pants and throw up in the store.
-I've locked myself out of the store twice in the same day. The owner didn't find the second time as funny as the first.
-I've worked stoned. Never did that again.
-I've worked drunk. Still do that.


I think that's about it?

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GhostHands

I keep forgetting I'm not 17.

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SgtJoo

Hey now, I'm 18.

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oneinchwunda

WORK IS FOR WOMEN, FAGS AND POOR PEOPLE.

And sammich-makers like Ghost<3

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Voodoo

I'm 18!

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