jclark198

As overheard in a Domination lobby earlier this evening:

(ages are assumed)

11 yr old boy:
"If he comes over, I'm gonna kick him in the balls and run. I'm gonna lob his dick off with a wooden spoon.......... He's had sex like seven times."

And then all throughout the game this kid and what sounds like a 12 year old girl are talking shit about who gets more pussy and who sucks dicks. Kids these days.


I always love the "hard core gangster" players who are most likely NOT black and have usernames like xxSNiPaZ_pWn_BITCHezzxxxx that drop n-bombs every 3rd word. "Yeah ni**a gonna dominate this shit ni**a, whas up ni**a, yeah"

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jamesmsv

Out of habit I just mute everyone as soon as I enter a lobby. Perhaps I'll stop doing that if the results are this good.

pantstofry

Kids are great to fuck around with. Make up a story, or go along with what they're saying. They get screwed up. Like if they say you take it up the ass and are a fucking homo, respond with something that suggests you enjoy this behavior.
[out of context thread is gonna ruin my life]

OzballO

I say no one put's any of pants quotes in the out of context thread because it's what he wants us to do.

pantstofry

I can't help it, it's making me think dirty about everything.

kll131

General chat of Wow, how i miss it....

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Dante

Seconded for Guild Wars, except I still play it and lol at Local Chat.

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oneinchwunda

lololol at young men playing with 11 year olds.

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