Bad Translator

[pantstofry]

Well to try and cheer myself up i've been using this site. Just google Bad Translator, set it to 35, and type in a phrase. Enjoy. I have a few i'll post later.

[Jomick]

Original: "Pants, no clue why I'm doing this. But to hell with it."
Result: "I don't know. Non ring Max dreams."

Original: "Linkin Park sucks."
Result: "In the park."
Result of previous being translated: "In this field"

[Colts23]

Since you guys are too lazy to post a link, I'll do it: Bad Translator


HOW THE FUCK DO I USE IT? I type words in the box and click translate and nothing happens.

[OzballO]

Originally Posted by Colts23

Since you guys are too lazy to post a link, I'll do it: Bad Translator


HOW THE FUCK DO I USE IT? I type words in the box and click translate and nothing happens.

There is sooo much fail in this post I don't even know where to start.

[Fr0stByte]

Colts scroll up when youve pasted in your text.


Here's mine:

Original text:

"I am not sure how this ape appeared in my nightmares"

...35 translations later Bing gives us:

"The monkey was a nightmare, and he could."

[GhostHands]

"Ghost is the greatest call of duty player on the interwebs." translates to

"Started a discussion about responsibility."

the fuck?

[Cloud]

"I've never seen such clean, dry, neat-looking dead flesh"

...35 translations later Bing gives us:

"It seems that is dead, irregular and pure haushovir"


Original text:

"Fuzzy wuzzy was a woman"

...35 translations later Bing gives us:

"His wife."

[OzballO]

Original text:

"Woman make me a sammich."

...35 translations later Bing gives us:

"(g): wife"



Original text:

"Oz is the best person ever"

...35 translations later Bing gives us:

"The Great Oz"

[GhostHands]

"If you want a better steak in an arcade setting, you are shit out of luck."
...35 translations later Bing gives us:
"But it is the body of the card."

And here is another one.

"I saw a shark fight a narwhal with a sword and there was lightning."
...35 translations later Bing gives us:
"More relaxation, fine sword. To see a dog."

[Jomick]

This answered itself:

O:"Let's see how bad this really gets messed up."
R:"How to create music."

And my personal favorites which are all tongue twisters:

O:"How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?"
R:"The size of a riot or Chuck hierarchy of contexts."

O: "She sells seashells by the seashore"
R: "Finger in the garden."

O: "The sixth sick sheik's sixth sick sheep."
R: "6. Amy gets free meal at lachi hotels"

[pantstofry]

My personal fav for mine was:

I lol'd when it popped up with that.

[OzballO]

Original text:

"I have to drop a massive deuce."

...35 translations later Bing gives us:

"This is an invalid cookies."

But I like no bakes!

[Jomick]

Using people's signatures:


For Colts:
"From the front to the back and to side to side If you feel what I feel, put them up real high "
"(d), the company Sidiv, and the second a more emotional Reda."

For Pants:

"to apologize for my lime green comic sans, here is some sexy"
"Keep some vertical yellow colour, very sensual speech can be found here."

For Ghost:
"I don't always make sammiches, but when I do, I make them for oneinchwunda."
"But A Samich, Aoninchoond"

For Cloud/Ghost:
"Please post some goddamn bearded pics. I love BEARDS. Nature's thigh warmers!"
"Although most of the time in front of the pictures make it Habemik love, send."

And for me:
"Cause screwing up takes practice, and I feel I'm well rehearsed."
"According to the article (s) all periods

[OzballO]

Ok yeah i separated them since proper words suck.

Original text:

"pants to fry"

...35 translations later Bing gives us:

"The lower part of the Federal Republic of Germany."



Original text:

"Ghost hands"

...35 translations later Bing gives us:

"Does not appear."

[Skuh]

Ghost does not appear is just priceless

[Jomick]

Someone had to do it:

"Beagles tits and radiators"
"Chest pain"

[OzballO]

Original text:

"Is Ghostie the greatest mod ever"

...35 translations later Bing gives us:

"Secretary of Defense"


Defending our Forum against trolls, spambots, douchebags, and the Dutch.

[GhostHands]

I'm doing my best to keep those evil Dutch away!

Here's one for abc.

"abc is an excellent administrator with exceptional articulation."

...35 translations later Bing gives us:

"ABC human resources"

Don't forget to put the cover sheets on your TPS reports.

[Jomick]

"Does everything with Ghost turn out funny"

...35 translations later Bing gives us:

"In the spirit of love."

[Clock]

Original text:

"Whelp, even though its been practically a year since I uploaded the blasted thing, people still frequently enough request that I make a complete transcript of my masterfully crafted and critically lauded phallic Broadway melodrama."

...35 translations later Bing gives us:

"After a year of Thiblastid, Lodidvalik, Akomblit most of the time, is one of the Broadway theatres."

Spoiler:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1D5qlXkdgI

[Jomick]

"It does not matter how slowly you go as long as you do not stop "

...35 translations later Bing gives us:

"This may be the same size, and then click Save."


"Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before."

...35 translations later Bing gives us:

"I have 2 times."

[OzballO]

Original text:

"It's not the size that counts but how you use it."

...35 translations later Bing gives us:

"On the other hand, you can use the tenaill method."

using random language order.
Original text:

"It's not the size that counts but how you use it."

...35 translations later Bing gives us:

"Using the scale of the problem."

[Colts23]

""I finally got this stupid thing working!""

...35 translations later Bing gives us:

"Finally, something stupid."

[Jomick]

Lol'd at this one:

"Ass ass ass ass"

...35 translations later Bing gives us:

"Porn Asian brands gmp"

[Yukimaru]

Original text:

"The fuck is this? The fuck is that?"

...35 translations later Bing gives us:

"Migration? Migration?"

WTF.