3 Word Story Game - Modern Warfare 2 Forum: Free Call of Duty MW2 Community

TheLighterDark · 10-01-2009, 05:42 PM

Make a story using 3 words, ex:

Person 1: I like to
Person 2: eat a lot
Person 3: of ice cream.

Here is the story so far:

Quote:

Chapter 1

Once there was a young warthog whose name was Billy Bob Butcrack and he liked having lots of sex during the church service. He fucked a priest for an hour then he died because of AIDS. But his spirit then went to the drug store and got some baked beans but it was actually a waffle sandwich which contained ecstacy but he wasn't going to eat all the pickles so he decided to go home and smoke pot; but got run over by a bullet train on his way home. Once Cencini went to Amsterdam to have Surprise Buttsecks by a gay, but he didn't. Like having a kitty in his big, purple, inflatable kinky blow doll. So he went under the bed and found a bright blue dildo which had cum nowhere near it, so instead he decided to put the dildo in the drawer and ring his girl to get her to send him a absolutely massive pizza which had fifty slices of grotesquely large sausages and baked beans, instead she sent a canned squirrel without can opener. He got pissed and went and jumped from a chair into a lare river which actually was lava flowing into a filthy pile of

I'll start:

Once there was