The Most Interesting Man in the World!

[Alphabuster187]

Bad ass commercials, always make me chuckle. Add your own "most interesting man" quote to the already existing ones.

Police often question him, just because they find him interesting.

His beard alone has experienced more than a lesser man's body.

His blood smells like cologne.

He has amassed an amazingly large DVD collection, and has never once alphabetized it.

If he were to mail a letter without postage, it would still get there.

The pheromones he secretes affect people miles away… in a slight, but measurable way.

He once punched a magician. That’s right, you heard me.

His personality is so magnetic, he is unable to carry credit cards.

Even his enemies list him as their emergency contact.

He never says anything taste like chicken… Not even chicken.

He speeks fluent French, in Russian.

His charm is so contagious, vaccines were created for it.

Every time he goes for a swim, Dolphins appear.

Alien abductors have asked him to probe them.

If he were to give you directions… you would never get lost, and you’d arive at least 5 minutes early.

His legend precedes him, the way lightning precedes thunder.

His reputation is expanding, faster than the universe.

He once had an akward moment, just to see how it feels.

He lives vicariously through himself.

He’s been known to cure narcolepsy just by walking into a room.

He’s a lover… not a fighter, but he’s also a fighter, so don’t get any ideas.

"I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I drink Dos Equis!"



EDIT: There are also quotes that are quite funny, like:

"If you didn't use your back up plan, you played it too safe!"

Go...

[HBK]

He once counted to infinity TWICE!

[Alphabuster187]

LOL, excellent!

Every once in a while he goes into the woods to go camping, with Big Foot!

[OzCueball]

LMAO!!! These remind me of the Chuck Norris ones.

It was he who moved the rock, allowing Jesus to leave on the third day.

[Cloud]

Managed to resist HBK's charm and DSLs which was once deemed impossible and still is to any normal man.

His charisma can be seen from space.
Whenever he eats a taco, the ingredients never fall out of the shell

[Alphabuster187]

His mom has a tattoo on her arm that reads, "SON".

[OzCueball]

He once hit his head on a wall and got amnesia, just to see what it was like.

Originally Posted by Alphabuster187

His mom has a tattoo on her arm that reads, "SON".

Like it

He once played roulette and when it hit 0. The house paid him


EDIT: HBK, very good


He once went to the moon. No rocket no shuttle just packed his back and went.

[lokstar1]

He made goatse.

[OzCueball]

He trained his dog to roll over, at the peak of Mt. Everast.

[Alphabuster187]

Good one...

He owns 4 sports cars, and rents 5.

[OzCueball]

Thought this fit the bill.


OT:

-He changes his name anually to keep things fresh.
-He has nuturalized many fights with a simple stare, and started many as well.
-When he drinks he doesn't get drunk, the drinks get intresting.

[Alphabuster187]

When in a conversation, he often quotes, himself.

[Shneakeh]

His business card says, 'I'll call you.'

He is a powerful figure in court, literally.

You can bribe a tax collecter with a picture of him.

He doesn't need email, he already knows what you want to say to him.

[HBK]

He played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

[OzCueball]

-His phone number is 1.
-When he was born, he walked out of the womb.
-His sperm is so potent that he can impregnate a condom.
-He's been married 4 times, to 7 women.

[blub212212]

He won the game

If he passed you on the street and didn't look at you, you would still feel like he said hi and had a long conversation with you.

[HBK]

In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. He was chasing the Tyrannosaurus AND the jeep.

[Alphabuster187]

He can get unrestricted access to NORAD, the Pentagon, Area 51, just by calling the White House.

[blub212212]

he blew up the pentagon by farting in it

When he plays MW2. There's no lag, and he uses no gun. Bullets shy away from him and there is only commando because he doesn't need underwear.

Originally Posted by blub212212

he blew up the pentagon by farting in it

this ruined it... :/

-If he sat in your car, its resale value would go up.

[Alphabuster187]

He schools Hugh Hefner about women.