Don't Eat The Fish

Getting the last kill before a nuke. I was randomly throwing grenades and I stuck a Semtex to someone.

What would have been even more hilarious is if that was the game winning kill... The guy who called in the nuke would be like FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

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OzCueball

This isn't anything that killed me but was still pretty embarassing. We were whopping ass on Wasteland. Our whole team had the bunker under control in the remaining seconds. I'm standing on one of the crates in the bunker to surprise a guy. Sure enough someone comes running past and i jump out to knife him but missed. One of my guys finished him off and i though no big deal, till the game winner came up. The guy i tried to knife was the game winning kill and you see me totally dog the knife attempt before my guy finished him off. If felt like the biggest sack of horse shit. Oh well, you win some you miss some.

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Vomitcretin

Don't know if it was the funniest EVER but:

Was running from the hallway in Terminal with the planter in the middle around the back of the bookshop in the middle of the map. I turn the corner into the bookshop and there's an enemy soldier crouched behind the counter, looking out towards the windows (with his back to me).

At this exact moment, the game decided to do that random animation where the character turns around and waves his teammates forward. So, I'm standing there looking at an enemy, who turns around and beckons me closer...the weird thing being it looked like the character looked right at me (I realize the player was still looking out the window). So, I ran up and stabbed him in the neck.

The killcam must have been funny though, he would have seen himself turn, look me in the eyes, and signal for me to come closer. I paused, was like "OK" and then ran up and stabbed him.

doppelganger

Playing FFA last night and this guy is starts talking to me in the lobby. Here is the conversation.

Him: Hey doppel
Me: yeah.
Him: Hey could you help me?
Me: Sure what you need? (I know he is going to ask me to boost)
Him: You got OMA?
Me: Yeah, I am level 70.
Him: Oh, yeah, duh. I am trying to get SitRep pro could you help me? Just use OMA and put a Claymore on and you put it down and I will shot it and then you go reload and put it down again.
Me: Yeah ok.
Him: Ok, meet me back by the trucks in the alley. (this is on salvage)
Me: ok see you there.

Match starts, I just start running around killing guys, one of them being the booster.

Him: Hey man you killed me, thats ok just meet me back by the trucks.
Me: ok.

So I just keep on running around playing the match and the booster keeps asking me where I am, I just keep saying I am trying to get to him. Then just to mess with him I tell him I am by the other truck in the junkyard area and wondering where he is. So I just kept him running back and forth around the map while I ended up winning the match.

The booster was pissed at me but everyone else in the lobby thought it was hilarious.

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OzballO

I actually played lag free games.

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OzballO

Yeah that's what I thought.

Fryzy69

I ran around a corner with Semtex cooked to chuck at enemy
player but he had the same idea we both stood looking at each
other for the few seconds befor we both blew up ha ha

doppelganger

Umm, I don't think you can 'cook' a semtex. Did you mean Frag?

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