Keegs

I was playing FFA before, and one guy kept noob tubing, and the victim started raging into his microphone. First it was just "Oh my GOD! NOOB TUBER!" when he got first blooded, and whenever he died he'd scream "FUCK YOU!!!"

And at the end he got noob tubed again and said something like:
"You fucking c**t! I'll fucking find you and KILL YOU! AAAAHHH!"

I Lol'd. Now post yours

CampNGun

MW2 is srs bzns!

.kiidBOOM07

Once, there was some little kid who was on our team with a mic on of course. We were playing Demo in Scrapyard, and he was getting killed like every two seconds. The poor kid started crying and was confused on why they kept killing him. I mean like come on, what else do you expect from the opposing team. He ended up quitting the match.

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pantstofry

on crash some dude kept running up the building trying to get to the 3rd story (he had an MP5K... and wanted to snipe with it... so maybe im not so surprised he was stupid) and i just kept moving to different spots on the levels and killed him maybe 7 times in a row as he rushed up. By the end he was like you fucking fuck ill fucking rape your fucking mother and her mother and fuck your dad too he fuckin sucks...
he did this for the rest of the game, i didnt mute him because at one point he started talking about suffocating me with a pool noodle and shoving a potato up my ass...

Fandom Ruck

LOL!

Nub: "Fucking wallhacker!"
Me: "Its called earphones."
Nub: "What kind of nerd wheres earphones?"

Uhh, when I was playing Demolition with a Famas (<3); half way into the game I hear "hey ruck go fuck yourself you dumb shit hacker". I tell him to stfu etc. I'm not hacking...

"Keep trying to defend. You hax."
I kill him again whilst missing a few shots...
"Aimbotter & a half"

"Fandom your using esp and fucking aimbot you loser."

Etc. etc. til the game finished.

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GhostHands

I lol'ed IRL.


Them: "Ghost, nice hax. It's amazing how anyone can spend $25 on an aimbot and play this game."
Me: "LOLWUT? I don't hack. If I am hacking, why am I using 3-4-5 KS and a fucking vector?"
Them: "STFU hacker."
Me the following game: "LOL look at my score, check out my pro hax!" (I was at the bottom of the leaderboard)

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jamesmsv

The other day I was in a FFA and there were 2 guys working together, not boosting but actually trying to work as a team. Refreshing as that was, they were using pretty cheap tactics, room-camping with HBS and claymores, that sort of thing. I was taking great pleasure clearing them out on a regular basis, suddenly started getting message after message pop up in the corner of the screen. Checked my inbox after the game and it was a barrage of insults in Spanish. I have a rudimentary understanding of the language and could make out certain allegations of my relationship with my mother but that was about it. Maybe they'd play a bit better if they didn't spend half the time writing love letters....

9INCHNAIL

Was a couple of weeks back now but playing S+D with SKUH on storm, i went upto the walkway above looking down into the gastanker/snipers room. 2 guys creeping up the stairs (you can see em thru the grate) so i lay down with my shotty and get a double kill. Some bloke then stabs me in the back and i die.

Next round exactly the same thing another double then i die.
When we swithced sides i didnt bother just played the usual.

Next thing i know i got a message froom one saying camping bitch.. fine.

The other half of my double kill sent a new one on me.

"GET CANCER"

I am still pissing myself over that.

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Lamberticus

Two boosters on Salvage, telling each other (and everyone else) where they were going to try and boost. Cue Semtex, Tubes, RPG's and dead boosters.

Oh how I lol'd

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jessos1

Playing Hardcore TDM on scrapyard
I get team killed
ME: wtf was that for
guy: you team killed me
Me: umm look at my score idiot:
Guy leaves game

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dhoop17

Playing SnD on Skidrow. I shoot a guy as he's running away from my direction. I got killed immediatly after.
Him "How the fuck did I get killed."
Me "i shot you with bullets"
He ragequit

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DrinkingSeason

Marathon
Lightweight
Commando
Desert Eagle w/ Tactical Knife

You wouldn't believe the number of people I pissed off those matches...

Shankapotamus

I tried the m21 ebr out on Terminal SnD, usually don't use it for snd. and when you're in the cockpit you can spray through one wall and usually get a kill.

So I sprayed it:

Guy: "WHAT THEFUCKCCCCC DUDE STUPID HACKER WHY DO YOU THINK THATS FUN?? GOON"

Me: O_O

GhostHands

I have been that guy (read girl) before that's like WTF HAX, then I realized it is totally feasible to wall bang there and was like nvm.

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Ignaplay

I have an account named

OpTic_IgN4

I enjoy when people call me a fanboy, 1v1 me and get owned =D

dhoop17

Dont know if your actually in Optic or not, but me and some of the fellas I play with were playing SnD and got into a lobby full of Optic guys. We beat them three games in a row. We told them that maybe they would do better if they stopped trying to get no-scopes for their montages.
They said that the next game they would actually try and we'd be crying like bitches from the ass whooping they gave us. Well, we beat them again. So then, it was to the whole, "1v1 us, 1v1 us!" Why does it always come down to that with some people? Is their a gamemode called 1v1? No? Then why the fuck would i want to 1v1 someone i'm already kicking the shit out of?

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GhostHands

I don't get this thinking either. What is 1v1'ing someone going to prove? They obviously couldn't play for shit in a team environment, why would being solo improve upon this? It's not like having another teammate that is controlled by someone else is going to affect your own gameplay or tactics to the point of blaming them for a poor performance. I don't blame a teammate for my own mistakes in a game. Unless they are blocking a doorway or something.

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Forceflow

Got a serious LOL moment yesterday.
I was playing TDM on Overgrown and admit I was camping a bit in the barn on the north-east corner of the map. (Yeah yeah, so beat me I didn't feel like running around all the time yesterday)
So I want to set up my claymore on the west entrance, but some glitch makes it spin around like crazy and it ends up in the center of the room facing south. Great, this sucks nobody is going to run into this one now. (It was right there and you could clearly see it from both entrances)
Anyways, I go on killing and get my pred out to bust some ass. Just as I aim I see someone going into the barn. Damn, I get a kill with the pred, immediately turn around and already see my screen bright red from a hit with a shotgun. (I was really lucky to survive that one)
And then the guy steps right in from of my claymore and goes boom. I laughed my ass off! If it hadn't been for that misplaced claymore he would've gotten me for sure. This way I not only got my harriers but also actually got a 12-0 out of the game.

Fandom Ruck

It just verifies that it is luck not skill.

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OzballO

Oh no U didn't!

Shankapotamus

It doesn't prove anything. People have good days and people have bad days. I've been beaten by someone then the next day I rematch and beat them two times over.

It's just people thinking they are gods at the game.

prino

So some kid in my lobby invites his friend, says it's the youngest call of duty player ever. Says it's a 7 year old boy, the boy starts talking and sounds like a girl (of course, he's only 7). I throwing knife the first guy and I act all impressed and say I never knew that girls that young play cod. All kinds of stuff, like that little girl is really good etc. He gets pissed and says it's a boy tells me he hopes I go to hell and they both leave. I laughed so hard.

Platy

Playing last night with a few of the members here, Brad can confirm the story better as he was on the other team for this match.

But during a Sabo game on Quarry, the other team start quitting. Brad sends me (maybe others) a message saying they were all complaining about my team modding, etc because we were winning so much. I lol'd, no-one else probably did.

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walrus

You aren't cool lol.

Fanboy trying to make up stories about why he made the account.

Fanboy is fanboy who loves optic.

oneinchwunda

And why do you make that assumption?

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